Cats - they don’t clean up after themselves, they don’t pay rent, and it’s not even clear whether they really like you all that much. Why do we love them?
The lousy roommate:
Characteristics: Cat-food breath, up all hours of the night, minimal regard for personal space.
What to do if you meet one: Gently explain that you are vastly more amenable to a morning face-licking after you have had a cup of coffee.
The inconsiderate friend:
Characteristics: Narcisissm, casual cruelty, borderline sociopathy.
What to do if you meet one: Gently explain that your face cone is a protective device and not a walkway.
The moper:
Characteristics: Moping, wasting the day away, sleeping literally on top of your face.
What to do if you meet one: Make sure you have something to read on your bedside table, as there's absolutely no way out of this one.
The contrarian:
Characteristics: Thinking she's better than you, refusing to listen to your uninformed opinions.
What to do if you meet one: Try seeing things from her point of view.
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